hazy thoughts

you can't see exhaust fumes belching from heavy vehicles anymore, thanks to the haze. but it doesnt make things any better. i would seriously prefer to see what is killing me. but what can i do?

we should get rid of the haze, so we can see the fumes again. we should all chip in. but we are powerless ... maybe the authorities can help. can't think much today, but here's some initial thoughts:
* town councils can empty the large flower pots all over town, and get lids for them. once the haze settles in, close the lid. better r.o.i. this way
* when our astronaut leaves for space, get the rocket to fly past our air space a few times to blow the haze away. once again, better r.o.i
* find ways to marginalise the haze ... without getting sensitive
* give large paper fans to traffic cops waving at cars. problem is, we must first standardise the hand signals ... right now we dont know if cops are asking me to drive on at a red light or stop at a green light
* organise more ceramahs around hotspots. all the hot air generated will push the haze up. make the ceramah extra long ... talking about one irrelevant topic over and again will generate enough hot air not only to get rid of the haze, we can even become a regional sauna hub
* on the other hand, we could also not harp on the same issues, and instead move on to other topics quicky. the vacuum created from the vacuum between many ears will result in the haze moving into the isolated spot. make sure the spot we choose to vacate issues from is uninhabited by real minds ... like putrajaya
* give the haze a bahasa rojak name, like jerehaze or hazebu. we will be so obsessed with its terminology, and forget the real issue
* i'm done .. i think