space levy

looks like space will remain the final frontier as malaysia decided there wont be any teh tarik when our latest splurge takes off into space. pity .. all the research we could have done with our favourite drink. we could have introduced a space tarik version , with an improved gravitational pull. would us put the country on the world map again.

but lets have a round of applause for another great idea from our ministers. keep the ideas coming, while we grapple with our daily woes.

but whoa .. we have a new mayor in town. and he mean business, and has plans .. like every other person who takes over a new post in the country. hear he is going to impose peak hours levy on cars coming into the city to ease conjestion. but he wants dedicated lanes. but why??? just impose the levy lah. whats the issue here? we have been talking about it for so long .. its not like a new brilliant idea. you dont even have to make study trips across the world .. believe me it works well. it works really well.

just dont give out too many "free ride VIP passes" stickers .. limit them to ministers and their immediate / extended families, town councillors and their immediate / extended families, tuns, tan sris, datuk seris, datuks etc etc, friends, families and neighbours of VIPs, our astronaut and his immediate /extended families and neighbours etc etc .. as long as we limit the free ride vip passes.

do it fast though, cos the traffic jams are kiling me. but driving into kl today, i actually saw some good news. the smart tunnel is opening from sungai besi to the city. make sure we impose the levy on these cars too, except for those with the free ride vip passes of course.

wait a minute .. we are also talking about car pool lanes .. didnt we introduce this before? sigh