the meeting
its finally over. i am part of the nation that waited with bated breath for the meeting to be over (at least that was what was said in the papers). i got up early today, skipped my morning breakfast and held my bowel movements just to read the long report in newspapers. pages and pages of stuff that make the news in this country. three pages that said the meeting took place. it took three pages to say that? i read and read .. hoping there was something that would change my life. but there was so much to read ..
my bowels finally took over and i had to take the paper to the throne.. it took me three minutes to conclude what i had always known ... i had two things to flush down this morning.
so what happens to life after the meeting? lets call it the main meeting from now on to avoid being confused with the thousands of other meaningless meeting that take place. so the main meeting will result in other meetings taking place which also discuss nothing.
papers can dedicate one page each day on meetings. kind of a society page, but minus the wine glasses. the people will be seated, striking a "discussion" pose. each day we will be told who had meetings.
we can then have separate levels of meetings, levels 5 to 1. those with enough level 5 meetings (held at offices) can then move up to level 4 meetings, which will be held at three star hotels. as we progress, the number of people at each meeting will decrease and the venue will improve. the objective will be to be at the main meeting. it will take years .. many years to reach the main meeting. and there is only one seat available at the main meeting. all one has to do is wait and attend meetings without saying anything ..
tv stations can have a meeting segment showing the same.. once again discussing trivial matters in a serious tone. a new subject called mesyuarat can be introduced at schools. if there are already too many subjects we could always remove science or maths since we dont have teachers who understand these subjects, let alone teach them in english.
this may work .. it actually can work. better call for a meeting to discuss the meetings .. gotta book awie and erra for the movie. we can have gameshows ..who wants to attend the meeting or meeting of fortune.
from a commercial point of view, airlines can offer meeting class seats where syrup will be offered in wine glasses. we can have movies rated m, where there is no sensible dialoque. but not to be confused with the other local movies, there actors in the m movies will also not shake their heads every ten minutes. basically they wont move at all. basically like nicholas cage trapped under a rubble in the world trade centre.
ahh back to reality ..
my bowels finally took over and i had to take the paper to the throne.. it took me three minutes to conclude what i had always known ... i had two things to flush down this morning.
so what happens to life after the meeting? lets call it the main meeting from now on to avoid being confused with the thousands of other meaningless meeting that take place. so the main meeting will result in other meetings taking place which also discuss nothing.
papers can dedicate one page each day on meetings. kind of a society page, but minus the wine glasses. the people will be seated, striking a "discussion" pose. each day we will be told who had meetings.
we can then have separate levels of meetings, levels 5 to 1. those with enough level 5 meetings (held at offices) can then move up to level 4 meetings, which will be held at three star hotels. as we progress, the number of people at each meeting will decrease and the venue will improve. the objective will be to be at the main meeting. it will take years .. many years to reach the main meeting. and there is only one seat available at the main meeting. all one has to do is wait and attend meetings without saying anything ..
tv stations can have a meeting segment showing the same.. once again discussing trivial matters in a serious tone. a new subject called mesyuarat can be introduced at schools. if there are already too many subjects we could always remove science or maths since we dont have teachers who understand these subjects, let alone teach them in english.
this may work .. it actually can work. better call for a meeting to discuss the meetings .. gotta book awie and erra for the movie. we can have gameshows ..who wants to attend the meeting or meeting of fortune.
from a commercial point of view, airlines can offer meeting class seats where syrup will be offered in wine glasses. we can have movies rated m, where there is no sensible dialoque. but not to be confused with the other local movies, there actors in the m movies will also not shake their heads every ten minutes. basically they wont move at all. basically like nicholas cage trapped under a rubble in the world trade centre.
ahh back to reality ..
posted by nyx-thoughts at 10:37 AM
1 Comments:
So brader, when are we meeting? And did you actually think the meeting would produce anything? Just so you know, all government meetings are held to support the kuih and karipap industry... Seriously!
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